whatninalikes

once upon a time, in a far away land there lived a princess. only this princess didn't need to be rescued. when she was born, creativity bit her in the ass and it's been flowing in her veins ever since. She's sweet and fair, but she doesn't have a problem breaking her glass slippers to cut the witches who poison her apples.

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: ghostsoldeir)

weedjoke420:

"SQUAAAAAADDDDDDD" i yell 2 myself

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

"A mistake repeated more than once is a decision."
Paulo Coelho  (via seulray)
fuckyeahdash:

Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton in 2014 - Kim Kardashian (instagram): “Reminiscing about the 1st time we went to Ibiza in 2006! @parishilton it was so good to see you & catch up!! Loves it lol.”
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